Florida floor high

When your so high your laying in the floor next to the ac vent getting even higher.... in Florida

Your high as fuck, you go outside outside to do something in the yard but your in Florida and it's 96 degrees and full sunshine. You immediately forget what your even doing because you can't see shit and its so hot your about to die so you scurry back inside. You then proceeded to pack yet another bowl and lay down next to the ac vent. Now your Florida floor high.

by $×ëeþəggggggg§ñyæm§ July 13, 2021

Florida

A place that's full of fucking idiots and ignorant people.

Wow, he's acting like an ignorant dumbass.
He must be from Florida.

by SnogOnMyHog November 2, 2021

Florida Speed Bump

A manatee. They are hard to spot in the water, and a motorboat driving over it can injure or kill the manatee if the blades are moving fast enough. Because manatees are threatened, Florida laws typically require boats to drive slower in rivers and coastal areas to protect the manatees, should you drive over one with a motorboat.

“And if you look to your left, you can see a manatee grazing near the shore, or as we like to call them, Florida speed bumps… Yeah, I know it’s a dark joke”

by greglinsanity June 14, 2022

Florida Missle

Noun: A beer bottle thrown from a moving vehicle typically at another moving vehicle or individual/group of individuals.

I saw the SOB that stole my surfboard so I launched a Florida missle at him!

by Jethro Bodean Jr IV January 4, 2025

florida pinata

N. When a person hides drugs inside their body
Origin: Morning Freak Show (Pittsburgh, Mikey and Big Bob)

Yo dude, did you hear about Mark's party last night? He got a Florida pinata! Everyone was wasted!

by Dynamopa April 15, 2019

South Florida Fun Daddy

A South Floridian father who lives to surprise and entertain his young children, while sharing his passions for fast cars, travel, exotic animals, and the movies Scarface and Cocaine Cowboys.

Ohh, Jason can come out later tonight after he takes his kids to Jungle Island in his M4, feeds them dinner at El Carajo and tucks them in for bed. It’s cool. His wife accepts that he’s a South Florida Fun Daddy.

by ThatDNPTwinMom September 18, 2023

Ava Florida

The most BEAUTIFUL gurl. You MUST give her plenty of gifts and money, she deserves it. She’s probably best friends with gurls that are also STUNNING. She is a DIVA and is kinda a big back, but still body goals! If you know an Ava Florida, hug her rn!

a) did you see that beautiful rich gurl?
b) lemme guess, her name is Ava Florida?
a) how’d you know?

by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025