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Field Hockey

A fast, technical game played by 11 players men or women requiring high levels of skill and fitness.

One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.

All hockey goalkeepers are mental.
Oh you play field hockey, so you must be gay.

Yes. So are you
by Oboman99 October 31, 2018
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Epic-Failed

verb

1. to be monumentally unsuccessful/impotent at a given task.
2. to stop working properly.
3. to leave something unfinished/neglected.
4. lyrics to Britney Spears' new single: "Oops, I Epic-Failed Again".
Dude, you epic-failed with that last sentence; it officially contains more inaccuracies than it does proper English grammar.
by EDI Guy March 22, 2011
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Philipino Field Mouse

A Philipino girl who is an idiot like most of them and is easily persuaded to have sex with.
Everybody has screwed that Philipino field mouse.
by Jermangus August 28, 2008
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Field Hockey Hair

Slightly shorter version of a mullet; Often seen on field hockey players and occasionally 3rd basemen for the US Women's Softball Team; Hair cut usually comes with free flannel; Often seen by girls wearing comfortable shoes (ie. Birkenstocks)
Hey Mike, let's go hit on that chick.

Nevermind, she's not interested, she's got field hockey hair.
by J Best in Show August 26, 2009
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Fieldston

1.n-the act of sticking a rock in your anus and farting it out
2.v-to give a man a blow job when they are asleep
1.I got $100 for giving myself a fieldston
2.Joe gave Tim a fieldston
by Ralph May 13, 2005
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Field Hockey

Field hockey is an illegitimate “sport” that is played by unathletic girls who can’t play real sports.

Field hockey players are typically referred to as pussies because there is virtually no contact in this game yet there are so many precautionary measures.

Field hockey players like to think that their “sport” is the lovechild of soccer and hockey, but they fail to remember that soccer is the world’s most popular sport and requires their players to be completely physically fit. They also fail to remember that hockey requires skill as it is on ice and it is somewhat difficult to skate on its own.

Another reason for its illegitimacy is the fact that the players wear *skirts. Female soccer players, basketball players, softball players, volleyball players, swimmers, gymnasts, and so many other real sports wear shorts, pants, spandex, suits, but no skirts.

Field hockey earns its place next to ultimate frisbee, bowling, and golf as a wannabe sport.

*Yes, I am aware that most female lacrosse players wear skirts, but lacrosse is a Native American tradition, and should not be a competitive sport.
Field Hockey Player: Wow! I just finished the most intense field hockey practice we’ve had all season! We just ran three miles!
Soccer Player: Wow, what a good, refreshing warmup! When does your real practice start?
by hugsnotdrugs420 December 21, 2017
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prince fielder

overrated 1st basemen for the milwaukee fruit crew defensive liability,overweight,should be a designated hitter in the american league but isnt good enough.
"is that a gorrilla?"

"no, its just tons of fun, prince fielder"
by K.Chapin March 28, 2008
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