1 definition by Oboman99

Field Hockey

A fast, technical game played by 11 players men or women requiring high levels of skill and fitness.

One of the few sports where spectators can use the shouts - "come inside her" or "nice twat" to brilliant effect.

All hockey goalkeepers are mental.

Oh you play field hockey, so you must be gay.

Yes. So are you

by Oboman99 November 1, 2018