Foreskin Forensics

Close and meticulous examination of the foreskin for evidence of disease, rash, markings, unfaithfulness etc.

Mary has a PhD in Foreskin Forensics. Do not ever think of going back from a meeting with a "secret friend" without washing your foreskin. She will find even the tiniest amount of lipstick or other foreign substance on your prick.

by Wee Wee Willie Winkie April 13, 2023

Räuber Fotzenglotz

Nickname of an extremely attractive and well-known Swiss colleague named Juju

*Two girls walking around casually in Pisa.*
A: Do you see that guy over there? He looks familiar somehow.
B: Ohh yes, that‘s Räuber Fotzenglotz!
A: Ah right! I recognize him now. He always glotzes at my Fotz when I see him.

B: Yes, I absolutely love it when he uses his Fotzenglotz ability.

by DerBoss69 May 6, 2023

on foenem grave

''nah twin you tweaking twin how she got u blushing twin like this not even u twin on fonem grave.''

ima start tweaking on foenem grave

thats on fonem grave

by isdatken?$ March 21, 2025

On foenem

sum stupid shit that niggas say all the time

Nigga 1: george negroyd crashed his hellcat on foenem
Nigga 2: zamn

by suckassnigga445 October 8, 2025

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

eskimos in a frozen tundra

Putting your clothes in the freezer whine drunk with a person of the opposite gender.

Person 1_ What'd you do last night? Person 2_ I played eskimos in a frozen tundra.

Person 1_ Lucky you, was she hot?

Person 2_ Oh yeah.

by Sexy Kameron March 9, 2017

Puerto Rican Frozen Banana

When you shit a fat log, freeze it, then carefully shove it in your girls vagina so she clenches down on it. So eventually it melts then you stitch her vagina up for her rebounds surprise.

" Man Clarissa just makes me wanna shove my Puerto Rican Frozen Banana down her throat."

by Young Jazo July 9, 2018