Dutch Breakfast

During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.
Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.

Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.

Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
by the weird that chose to be man October 24, 2010
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breakfast burrito

1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.

2. the best breakfast one can eat.
McDonalds has one awesome breakfast burrito.
by Kevin July 27, 2004
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The Portuguese Breakfast

A Deathmetal/Grindcore/Metalcore song by the band After The Murder
That sweet band from colorado, After The Murder, Has a sweet song called The Portuguese Breakfast; It makes me wanna 2-Step!
by After The Murder January 31, 2007
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breakfast of champions

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.
I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.
by Yazzy July 10, 2005
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Scruby Breakfast

Scruby Breakfast. Stuff a fist full of hamburger meat inside the vagina and let bake over night, eat it out of her the next morning.
by Mcbassilisk June 04, 2010
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Hiroshima Breakfast

A fried breakfast containing a large mushroom and burnt toast soldiers that are usually dunked into an egg. Resembles the huge mushroom clouds and many burnt and vapourised bodies at Hiroshima after the nuclear bomb was dropped.
Frosties? Cheerios? No, the only breakfast for me is the Hiroshima Breakfast.
by My pseudonym eh? December 02, 2009
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