feed the cows

To get on with your day in a fast manner. If you're in a rush you may use this expression.

Sorry mate can't stop for lunch because I've got to feed the cows.

by Michael Smith April 21, 2018

Feeding the tic tac to the whale

When a girl is so loose your penis feels like a tic tac thrown into a whales mouth.

I was smashing that puss or so i thought but it was really feeding the tic tac to the whale.

by Misfit13888 January 19, 2020

Feed the bird

For people who act a fool, so much so, it is as if, they wanted you to give them both middle fingers.

Just keep Feeding the bird and see where that gets you. (all the while, giving them the middle finger) go ahead, Feed the bird.

by Glassmonkey38 April 15, 2020

Fish Feeding

A sex Position where your Partner is submerged underwater, while you cum. Then your Partner has to try eat it like fish food.

My and My girlfriend tried Fish Feeding, She nearly Drowned

by The Milk Man™ April 26, 2020

Flux feeding

The act of eating while taking a dump, therefore generating a flow.

No mom im not jerking off, I'm just flux feeding

by Monkibisness May 27, 2020

Feed my lizard

A way of saying you are jacking off, an excuse to leave an online chat room.

"Are we going to start this next game"

"Hol' up I'm going to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020

Feed my lizard

An excuse to leave an online chat room, mainly for gaming, to go and masturbate

"You ready to start the next match?"
"Hol' up I need to feed my lizard"

by Sick kackis August 15, 2020