Facebook Fag

When someone on facebook constantly has the urge to just constantly post everything they are doing in every second of the day.

Aidan: Look at what he wrote, "Getting off the bus; Walking home; Just got home; Bored what to do; Think i might sleep; Off to sleep; Goodnight Facebook"

Cassie: Omg that guy is such a facebook fag!

by mistermisterasdf November 15, 2009

Face only a mother could love

Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.

Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.

by sjjs2 March 1, 2009

Facebook Mom

A "mother" who posts facebook statuses to make herself look like mother of the year but does jack squat for her children.

That facebook mom ain't shit; always on her phone havin ass, givin her kids dry cereal for breakfast havin ass, usin child support for nails n makeup havin ass, always givin the kids away havin ass.

by 1T2C09KN1 July 14, 2016

why the long face?

a question asked to know why someone is upset

It's Christmas, Jane. Why the long face? (Why are you so unhappy on Christmas?)

by greatlexicographer September 14, 2013

facepalming

Like, embarrassing, etc., but with a facepalm, too.

Obviously.

OMFG, this is facepalming!

by khalyd January 22, 2011

blowing smoke in someones face

A flirtatious gesture, generally used as a silent way to ask the second party if they "wanna fuck?" Not to be confused with the same gesture meaning "fuck you!"

All it took to get lucky, was "blowing smoke in someones face". And her smile was the only answer he needed.

by Tori-Nado July 11, 2021

facenoob

A newbie (noob) on facebook.
Usually makes mistakes like:
1. Posts photos of himself that can be used against him in a court of law;
2. Posts drunk party photos from last night;
3. Sends annoying invites for quizzes and apps;
4. Believes and clicks the ads like "Someone Has A Crush On You" etc...

Lamo: So many facenoobs nowadays...
Steve-o: whatever

by Macedon_MKD July 17, 2009