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by Skiittyy January 21, 2021

Brown Fart

(verb) To shit accidentally while attempting to fart.

(noun) Fecal matter accidentally expelled while farting.

I had to rush home from the mall because my attempt at crop dusting turned into a brown fart.

by joey's mommy December 15, 2008

Farter's Remorse

Farter's Remorse is an emotional condition whereby a person feels remorse or regret after a fart.

The most frequent causes of Farter's Remorse are:
a) Great expectations but small flatulations
b) On a date, but the fart can't wait
c) You fear interruption, but have an eruption
d) It smells so bad that your cat dies
e) Shart

Farter's Remorse is typically only temporary, but if left untreated, can lead to other, more serious mental conditions such as Paranoia, Depression, and Schizophrenia.
Typical treatment consists of telling a friend and laughing about it.

Stephen- "Today I had the worst smelling fart of my life and this lady pushed her baby stroller right through it."
Philip- "Farter's Remorse?"
Stephen- "Hell no! I laughed my ass off!"

by Mr. Hainley June 17, 2009

Smiley Fart

The new avant garde emoticon coined by Digg co-founder Kevin Rose. Though not technically an actual emticon, it is meant to take the place of the standard "smiley face" in spoken conversation when a person is verbalizing a sms or tweet. Especially one heavy in lol speak.

Paris Hilton was all like " I just got done watching Family Guy. Smiley Fart!"

by prey4war September 23, 2010

question fart

A fart which sounds as if the inflection raises toward it's end, exactly as you would do with your voice when asking a question.

Barry punctuated his statement with a tiny question fart.

by Buzztell June 8, 2007

shit-fart separator

The shit-fart separator (AKA shitfart separator) is the muscle inside your colon, just above your bunghole, that is responsible for separating shits from farts. Usually a dormant muscle, the shit-fart separator is often only noticed if it's repeatedly squeezing and churning when one has diarrhea. The work of a healthy shit-fart separator usually results in dry farts.

I had bad diarrhea, and my shit-fart separator was in overdrive.

My shit-fart separator failed me and I accidentally sharted a little in my underwear.

by Flambo Blumpkin February 14, 2008

Farticle Collider

When two people's farts collide and produce a nuclear fart

those two farts just acted like a farticle collider, it smells like big foots dick in here

by pyrosk8r45 March 31, 2009