the hair surrounding the vagina. its called this because, like a door mat, one must go throug the hair to get inside.
guy 1: dood, i went on a date with rachel
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
guy 2: shes so hot, how far did you two go?
guy1:we almost went all the way, but then i took off her pants and she had a nice big door mat
guy 2: thats definatly a no-go
by ford408 May 25, 2009
Get the door matmug. After you have sex with a woman, and you put a crazy amount of super glue in the vagina and cover it up with duck tape.
Parker found out that his girlfriend fucked their mailman so he gave her a Locked Door after they had sex for 3 hours. Three years to the day, no one has been able to unlock Stacy's door...
by whorsemen({})96 March 27, 2011
Get the Locked Doormug. something that doesn't rhyme with orange. Notice the difference between -ange and -inge. Orange does not rhyme with door hinge. GET USED TO IT!!!
by mr.Brown September 4, 2006
Get the door hingemug. When you’re having sex with your woman, and your balls are hanging by her “brown eye”, the woman then farts causing your balls to swing back like a door.
by Kgizzel November 24, 2018
Get the Swinging Doormug. A script hub for Roblox doors a scary and mostly impossible game makes it easier for those that are not good at it
by #gostcodg January 24, 2023
Get the Doors Hubmug. by Wangsta Hippie November 18, 2004
Get the the door in the floormug. by jmanaskew June 17, 2013
Get the french doormug.