disastacre

verb; an action which is worse than a massacre or a disaster.

I not only beat you, I disastacred you.

by Jason Wilkins December 9, 2007

Disangled

Improperly angled. Misshappen. Like a vampire's face.

Edward Cullen, despite his popularity, is horribly disangled.

by Jubal2 August 24, 2011

Disastrophuck

(n.) A situation that is so messed up and confusing that it feels like a disaster, a catastrophe and a clusterfuck all rolled into one.

When Marcie started handing out jello shots, the night officially turned into a complete disastrophuck.

by The Jorge December 19, 2012

disattentive

not attentive; not paying attention

"As motorcycle riders, we have to pay attention out there. There are many disattentive and malcourteous drivers who make the street a dangerous place to be."

by YAHBO February 11, 2013

Disappoonted

(Adjective).

To be saddened and/or displeased because a girl has failed to fulfill one's hopes or expectations in bed.

Can occur as a result of building the experience up in your mind before the event or the female just not being up to par.

''Well I got with Sarah last night after the club. but I gotta say I'm kind of disappoonted.''

by Theshazbah August 27, 2013

Disastrophe

Both a disaster and a catastrophe.

Milt's attempt to start a Strip club using only dancers over the age of 60 was a Disastrophe!

by Manolo Cartegeña October 11, 2014

Disaboo

A retarded crap that has no sense of direction in life. He always asks for something from you but has nothing to offer in life. He listens to the most mainstream form of music just to fit into a group. A disaboo is named especially due to the ineptitude demonstrated in his work life, physical life, and overall his life triangle (Social, physical, emotional). Additionally Extremely ugly and is unlikely to get any girls at least for the first 40 years of his life. Always gets roasted by anyone that he is even tangentially close to.

Is that disaboo?

Oh man, He must be an idiot!

by ThomasTrainBoy September 17, 2018