The Elvis Diet

When someone take prescription uppers in the morning and prescription downers of a night.

Person 1: Man, he’s so energetic and productive during the day!
Person 2: Yeah, he’s on the Elvis Diet, uppers in the morning and downers at night so he can sleep.

by Crash1925 August 27, 2021

Poor Man's Diet

Two Curlywurlies
Two Chomps
And Three Slices
Of Brown Bread

That fella has a poor man's diet

by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022

diet

what fat people need

Dr. Atkins was put on this world for a reason.
--> Diets are your friend :)

by cc and mf May 30, 2006

Diet Soda

A liqid substance that was created for fat Americans who kept drinking high calorie soda.


A drink that modles, actors/actresses, President Bush, and other anorexic and/or stupid people drink.

Person 1)
"Did you hear that she has started drinking Diet Soda?"

Person 2)
"So she is anorexic now?"

Person 3)
"No she has always been, but she is stupid now."

by Brent Weber March 5, 2009

diet sexy

synonym: hott, banging, amazing, awesome

also used to describe a girl that looks like she's gone on a diet and is now sexier..

Melissa, wow! what a diet sexy beast!

by caicky May 4, 2009

dick diet

When you have a new bae and feel the need to lay off the junk food in an attempt to feel more confident during sex.

Damn Steph, I'm gonna have to go on a dick diet now that Chris is coming over every night.

by Stephaniyah Spieyeinayah December 13, 2016

African Diet

The act of losing weight AND getting a tan by laying in the hot sun all day and not eating a damn thing... just like everyone in africa

Victor: Hey did you see that ugly cunt over there?

Cyrus: Yeah bitch needs to get off the african diet

by Jake Berglund February 20, 2009