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Urban Dictionary Jackass 

A person who makes stupid definitions for words people don't use and tools who add their names on Urban Dictionary. Most common with teenagers looking for an ego boost.
"Holy shit, did Ashley seriously just add her name to this website in order to feel good?"

"Yeah man, she needs to get a life. She's an Urban Dictionary Jackass."
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Trump Dictionary 

The website/app formerly known as Urban Dictionary. Now saturated and overflowing with Donald Trump references that are neither relevant nor funny.
Guy: "Hey Man have you seen the newest entries of streetwise lingo?"

Man: "Yea Guy, Trump Dictionary is so funny and relevant and full of references I can use in daily conversation!"
Trump Dictionary by Deest February 23, 2017

Urban Dictionary Names 

The most toxic definitions on this damned website.
The people who write these only define their own names to feel better when they are just fucking losers.
They eiter say something about how good gals they are or how long their schlong is, when infact they are just the local high school bitch and a weeb with a 2 inch dick.
Stay away from these.
George is an 11 year old boy, he just found this cool website called Urban Dictionary.
George thought he could make a definition, so he chose to define his own name:
"George is a beutiful boi thet pleis minkref and has long dikk limp biscuit"
In real life, george is just a disqusting disfunctional member of society, that just started the worst trend on this damned website.
URBAN DICTIONARY NAMES

Urban Dictionary 

A slang dictionary website wherein people who have never visited 4chan in their lives attempt to define and explain 4chan memes to people who will never visit 4chan in their lives.
Thanks to Urban Dictionary, you just lost the game.

Dictionary Too Full 

1. What happens when 13-year-old girls get on Urban Dictionary and make their boyfriends' names a entry with a stupid definition like "omg karli's guy ^_^"

2. What happens when everybody that gets pissed off in an online chat creates a seperate entry for somebody that made them angry; i.e.

"MaxPayne2Legit2Quit:

Definition: stupid ass fag stfu and die you homogay loser"
Dictionary Too Full! Needs less crap.
Dictionary Too Full by Jethro December 6, 2003

Politically Incorrect Dictionary

Urban Dictionary should do another site just like this but call it the "Politically Incorrect Dictionary".

But make it so that if you want a post deleted the reasons have to be other than politically correct reasons.For instance incoherent and misspelled nonsense would be a valid reason to delete an entry.

urban dictionary 

A dictionary that contains "definitions" of words written by sad people who are sad because they are ugly and have no friends. These sad people try to make something of their lives by going on the shitty opinions forum to read and argue about informations written by other equally pathetic failures. Urban dictionary went to extreme lengths to find members who could define the terms girlfriend, sex, walking away from the computer, and having a life. Although the extensive search was unsuccessful, they found people from the outside world to define it for them.
U r all a bunch of ugly or fat inbred kunts. Nobody cares what you think about religion or politics or race. You are not funny or smart and nobody respects you. Many of you will read this and try to find errors in spelling or grammar so that you can use it to write up another definition... of the incorrectness of my definition. Just to keep you from getting bored I'll tell you that I'm of black, asian, mexican and jewish decent so you can write up insults and entertain yourselves until the day you die a virgin. Urban Dictionary.
urban dictionary by uravirgin July 11, 2006