Cooter Brown

1. Being extremely drunk.
2. Being extremely old.
3. Can be used to say that something is really bad. Can replace phrases such as "fucked up".
4. Can describe a person who is all of the above. A fucked up old drunk.

1. Last night at the bar, Dave was drunk as cooter brown.
2. That lady is old as cooter brown.
3. That movie was cooter brown, or, "Dude, that was cooter brown, what they did to you.
4. "Look everyone, here comes cooter brown!"

by Reykjavik September 13, 2008

Cootax

1. The money a pimp/hussla/playa earns from puttin' his hoes out.

2. Taxing a cooter.

1. Sandy made scrilla cootax last night

2. Having sex with Laqueesha I earned hella cootax, her pink got worked.

by Stephan Hyphinator May 30, 2006

cootcha

slang term for the mouth piece of the hookah because it makes your lips numb and makes you say "cootcha" as in catch ya later

hookah: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooka

War ning Advisory: This can be taken many different ways as in a perverted sense, only say to close female friends and not too females that you don't know or else you will be preverbially bitch slapped.

After the Hookah Bar:
"Damn girls, that was some good hookah, well I gotta get goin to work at the 7-11 so cootcha."

by $$$SNEEZE$$$ September 20, 2008

cooter drip

the liquid that drips out of a set of beef curtains!

I was so excited, my cooter dripped with anticipation!!!

by THIK CHIK December 4, 2006

cooter pocket

Noun: another word for vagina and not to be confused with butthole

she ahs a nice cooter pocket.

by jon54654168 January 3, 2007

cooter block

the same thing as a cock block, but for a female.

that other broad so did a cooter block on me at the party.

by winnie is the best January 26, 2008

cooter-labyrinth

When Jesus was drunk during the formation of your vagina.

I was afraid I would get lost in her cooter-labyrinth.

by Beanopolis March 26, 2009