cook a turkey with gravy

To have lesbian sex utilizing a turkey baster. Sometimes with the intent of becoming pregnant.

"Jen was a hurdy gurdy dirty little girlie
I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey
with gravy"
Excerpt of Lyrics from "Jane Fonda" by Mickey Avalon.

Hey Chris, I'd like to have a baby. Wanna cook a turkey with gravy tonight?

by TheOriginalRon December 15, 2008

dane cook

Observational comedian who makes the most mundane (no pun intended) aspects of life hilarious. He talks about stuff we can all relate to, so he doesn't have to offend anyone to be funny (except maybe for prude assholes who don't like the F-word).

Unfortunately, a lot of Dane's fans are idiots who probably have never listened to other excellent comedians like Lewis Black or Ben Bailey...but that doesn't take away from his greatness.

"THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME!"

"Fucken door! I don't like to be in a perfect square when I shit!"

Dane Cook is a Red Sox fan...Hey, nobody's perfect...

by C-Mills January 18, 2008

Rachel Cook

Generally amazing, smart, and very ghetto. :D Their boyfriend's are jealous cause they're more ghetto..

Person 1: She's so ghetto...
Person 2: Must be Rachel Cook

by flubstuff April 9, 2010

Chookter

Someone Fae Edinburgh

Ryans a Pure Chookter!

by Caz April 20, 2004

james cook

Basicaly a spanish sex god with a supernatural penis sometimes referred to has brother nature and is the finest bitch youl ever meet and did i tell you he got all the bitches number also with a large dick

that james cook is a man

by joseph cook December 17, 2013

Dane Cook

the most awesome comic like ever! he made 2 hit cds retalliation, and harmful if swallowed. hes superduper funny, check him out on Youtube if you get a chance

Dane Cook is fucking funny.

by s;isuij August 20, 2006

cookanbac

-the ability to serve burgers whilst bent over backwards
-to throw a dog in a river that the dog has previously waded in but now would rather not

-The new waitress was hired due to her cookanbac
-LIKE OMG he just cookanbaced Lassie~!

by bread infection December 28, 2005