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the cricket

a crazy ass dance move... Directions:

1. Must be wearing tights
2. Must pull tights up above the belly button
3. Proceed to play some B.P.M.(Black People Music)
4. Begin to Bounce to the beat
5. In a direct upward harsh motion, raise one knee to your chest area
6. Then switch legs doing the exact same movement
7. Continue to switch off legs throughout the B.P.M.
8. Sit back and take in the compliments
Damn Robyn can do the cricket like its her job!!!
by Molly Shea Hanrahan November 4, 2006
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cricketers

usually a bunch of crazed and misguided adolescent teenagers who know not of the meaning "respect"
fucking cricketers at it again
by worthless October 18, 2003
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defensive cricket

A justification for doing a fat bird.
"Dude that bird was fat" "Defensive cricket MOTHERFUCKER!!!"
by BBB April 17, 2005
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table cricket

A game created by the best people in the world.
it was made up in art grade11.
and it consists of a rubber, ruler, and wickets.
the wickets can created by any other useful stationary
you have in your pencil case.

the aim of the game is to get the batter out.
either by bowling them out and hitting the wickets.
or performing a classic catch.

try it in your class room!
a true classroom treat for all involved.
Oh lets have a good old game of table cricket....
yeeeeaaahhhh!
by Jake Girling April 24, 2008
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Anal Crickets

When ones anus itches so badly they resort to clipping the individual hairs by using cricket legs to extract the foicles. The eastern European cricket anuskus munchielias is commonly used to remedy such discomfort.
John: "Fuck my ass itches so badly! Have you heard of ANAL CRICKETS!"

Frank: "Have you heard of Anuskus Munchielias, its an all natural remedy to ittchy balloon knots."
by Topum Hat May 20, 2010
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I hear crickets

Absolute silence when a joke bombs or someone says something awkward. It can also be used for someone not speaking about something unacceptable.
About the lack of outrage by Republicans over Trump's racist comments Republican strategist Susan Del Percio :"I hear crickets."
by duckspaddling July 18, 2019
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sri lanka cricket team

A team which calls Rohit Sharma as father!
Sri Lanka cricket team calls Rohit Sharma as father from the time he scored 264 runs against them!
by Father of Pakistan January 12, 2021
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