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When ones anus itches so badly they resort to clipping the individual hairs by using cricket legs to extract the foicles. The eastern European cricket anuskus munchielias is commonly used to remedy such discomfort.
John: "Fuck my ass itches so badly! Have you heard of ANAL CRICKETS!"

Frank: "Have you heard of Anuskus Munchielias, its an all natural remedy to ittchy balloon knots."
by Topum Hat May 20, 2010
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