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Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)
by ogre06 April 9, 2020
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Crank Cricket

A female willing to trade sexual favors for crank.
"That Becky sure is a crank cricket."
by YungCridMuzik.com October 18, 2021
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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011
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cranking metallica

the action of making out in a secret alleyway meshed with the fact of going out of your way to hide the boy/girl from your parents that you’re not allowed to see/spend time with.
Chad: “Dude, I cranked metallica so hard with Brittney last night. It was so lit.”

Jeff: “Woah, what does it mean to ‘crank metallica’”?

Chad: “It means to make out in a secret alleyway, man.”

Jeff: “Woah DUDE! I wish I could have cranked some hard metallica with Jessica at that party last weekend.”

Chad: “Don’t worry bro. You’ll get your chance to crank metallica someday.”

cranking metallica: to make out in secret: specifically in an alleyway
by urbdic7 October 1, 2020
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crank

crank is a crazy person. like a crackhead baso. so if someone is like bout do something that is a bad idea. They are a crank
"shall i jump from here?" "nah dont😂" *jumpes* *both laughing* " mate your a fucking crank omds"
by gyyyyddrty April 3, 2021
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Dank crank

when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock
by fartlicker67 January 12, 2022
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crank

1:

person a ~ i heard that jessica slept with the whole football team

person b ~ yeah shes a crank

2:

person a ~ did you hear that new song by q da fool

person b ~ that song is a crank
by mvc911 January 12, 2021
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