Doorstep Crapper

A "doorstep crapper" (or pooper) is a person who does something and then denies it, despite the strong evidence they did indeed.

Comes from the analogy of someone pooping on a doorstep, and upon confrontation says "Nobody's pooping on your doorstep, stop overreacting." Before again pooping on the doorstep later.

Doorstep crappers are hypocritical and act like they are innocent despite being guilty liars.

Example 1:
Person: Hey, Bob, stop stealing my cookies.
Bob: Nobody's stealing your cookies, stop complaining, nobody cares. *proceeds to steal Person's cookies*
Person: I see you Bob, stop being a doorstep crapper.

Example 2:
Kid: Hey, stop copying my work!
Peer: I'm not copying your work! *blatantly copies Kid's work again*

by jims gooning May 1, 2021

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by anonymous May 25, 2021

Rex Cramer

International danger seeker. Professional pilot. Often called the bravest man in the world.

Get me Rex Cramer!!

by Joey922 December 27, 2021

Happy Camper

A sexual act in which a specific female who’s name starts with an L continues to put marshmallows in her mouth until it becomes full at which time the male inserts his penis.

“She gave me the happy camper last night”

by ZestyJ May 1, 2022

Austin Cramer

Austin Cramer is a red headed cowboy who wears boots and always wants to fight someone, but he’s a cool friend

I saw Austin Cramer riding a horse yesterday with massive boots

by Austin’s friend May 2, 2022

wet camper

When you get drunk, pass out, and your friends pees the bed.

Tilly became a wet camper on her wedding night when she passed out next to her friend Steve and he peed on her.

by D-low800 November 22, 2022

Armory camper

In the game Criminality, there are stupid people called armory campers. You have probably heard about this term and want to know what it is. It is just someone with a lack of skill and braincells trying to annoy everyone in the server.

Lets go to armory 1 and get some m4a1's

OH FUCK THERES A FUCKING ARMORY CAMPER WITH A BFG I HATE THIS GAME

by Cussyeater42069 March 4, 2023