callis

Australian Slang for the word "Classic"

Oh man! thats just fucking callis!

by !Yakkib! April 24, 2006

cellist

A woman that sits with her legs wide open (clothing optional) and strokes a mans instrument.(penis)

The way Martha was sittin' there pullin' my crank with her leg staddlin' mine, I'd say she was a cellist

by critter getter September 21, 2007

Collin

A stuck up jerk. Thinks he's cool, he's not. Unless he's a girl, then that's a pretty messed up name for a girl. Collin's are usually blond and obnoxious. Watch out or you're guaranteed a headache worth a lifetime.

"Can't he just shut up?"
"Probably not, I think he's a Collin"

by iPwnYouEpicly February 18, 2010

Collin

Collin or Colin

Collin is that guy that looks nice but is quite deceiving. You can never be sure what his reaction will be or how he will treat you. When dating a Collin be careful because he will show his good side only to result in breaking your heart.

Girlfriend: Collin is so sweet!

Friend of her: are you kindling! He is so mean! Did you hear what he called girl3!!?!!

Girlfriend: now really he is so nice.

Friend of her: you only think that because you are dating him! Just a while ago before you were dating you thought he was a dick!

by Friendsrhappiness May 7, 2013

The Collin - "Cum Pipe Congo"

Smoking the Cum Pipe, while being anally raped in the ass.

When Collin is back in Depew, he and his Uncles do the Congo.

by Collin March 28, 2003

Rollie Pollie Collie

A girl that sings and uses facebook is really nice and has alot of jokes with

i was in bel canto and this girl helped me with my music and told me a joke an i was like wow your such a Rollie Pollie Collie

by EMMINGER May 8, 2010

Large Hadron Collider

Worlds largest particle accelerator built on the border of Switzerland and France 150 meters (164 yards for Americans) under ground so that the scientist using it would forget the fact that they don't have a girlfriend.

It has the potential to destroy all life on Earth, but the scientist assure us that everything will be ok.

If you're reading this, it means that the experiment went ok (by the time this is published September 10, 2008 will pass).

case of a bad scenario:
scientist 1: I don't have a girlfriend.
scientist 2: Neither do I!
scientist 1: Hey! We should apply scorched Earth strategy. If we can't have fun, nobody will. Let's blow up the world with our Large Hadron Collider.

case of a good scenario:
scientist: We just fired up the LHC and it was great! I don't know what the fuck happened but it was great!

by 9885_7962_04_2905 October 22, 2008