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mr. clean magic eraser

the best damn cleaner
used to make my shoes sexy and fresh!!!!
That mr. clean magic eraser is so good to get the shit off the wall
by i love pot January 8, 2005
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Bachelor Clean

1. A state of tidiness maintained by the average straight, single guy. It is generally acceptable to other heterosexual men, but fails to meet female standards.

2. To quickly hide trash and wipe up spills before visitors show up. A superficial clean-up.
James: Wow Ed, you clean up your place?

Ed: Yep.

Babs: Yea, like maybe a year ago.

Ed: Hey, it's bachelor clean.

Billy Bob knew Daisy was coming over, so he gave his bachelor pad a bachelor clean.
by Eric Maan July 17, 2009
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oxy clean

The feeling of relief after finally shitting as a result of a 3 day oxycontin binge.
Billy says he feels a lot better. Nigga is Oxy clean.
by moneymills October 16, 2009
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Mr Clean

Noun

1. A term used to describe the sexual act of one man cumming profusely into the eyebrows of another bald man, thus giving him the appearance of Mr. Clean. It is then customary for the bald man to clean both the bathroom and the kitchen.
"The way that bald guy in the wheelchair was checking you out, he's just begging for a Mr Clean"
by billebllunt December 11, 2013
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Deep clean

The act of using a towel to clean one's ringpiece and rectum with great vigour and zeal.
As he checked out of the hotel Steve glanced around furtively, desperately hoping the cleaners had yet to discover the soiled remnants of his latest deep clean.
by Mike Beast August 21, 2010
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Cum clean

Can relate to when you being honest about something
“I’ma cum clean it wasn’t me that sent that pic”
Or
“Cum clean that you didn’t just do that”
by TRd Babba March 16, 2019
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Peen Clean

To get your Peen Cleaned
Let's all go get Peen Cleans
by Stickwood Jr April 24, 2019
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