clacky

the literal loudest keyboard sound ever
it sounds between you’re clicking and you’re banging your head against your desk to click the keys

bro my keyboard loud as hell
it’s clacky

yeah you’re right

by vvumin July 9, 2025

Clamydius

When you hear/see something outrageous

“That niggas hairline is clamydius

by xynxii October 12, 2025

mrs_claydon

miss claydon fat crusty vagina of a woman who is to blame for africa's staving mavins

mrs_claydon eats cake at the speed that kyle freeman pulls his small penis with tweezers

by gatis_the_bomber May 30, 2009

Classic Clarky

Some good cunt with an even better cunt older brother. Hairy as a bear and jewish to the days

Oi thats a bit clarkish, na thats classic clarky behaviour

by classic sharky October 18, 2010

Rhys Claydon

You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!

Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"

Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."

Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"

by Phil McCrackius - mwahahahahah August 20, 2011

Lloyd Clayburn

Black guy with a very large dick. Everybody wants him cause he is the sexiest man in the world, he even looks sexy in a white jacket.

Man: Wow look at that Lloyd Clayburn over there!
Woman: Yeah he's making me moist.

by willieman69 December 5, 2011

radical clay

Being constipated. Having hard poo and being unable to take a shit.

I.e 'ooh I've got the radical clay i think may need laxatives'

'Your walking rather stiff, is the old radical clay bothering you?'.

by Strictly starkly derbyshire January 14, 2015