Chode

A fat cute guy who has a small dick. He macks on the baddest bitches and always gets friend zoned. He is usually mistaken a gay guy.

Girl 1: Ewwww that fat guy tried to get at me
Girl 2: him?! I thought he was gay. I heard he has a chode.

by The real pìmp January 10, 2014

Danger Chode

The Danger Chode was born and raised in the bay area. He studied at the prestigious Antioch High School, the school that would forge his destiny. By day the Danger Chode attends Sacramento State, posing as an ordinary student named DC. By night the Danger Chode patrols the streets looking for women in need of partially satisfying sexual pleasure that only a Chode can provide.

The Danger Chode can really skin the sides, but he just can’t hit the cervix the way I like it.

by Smitty March 29, 2005

Chode

Where your cock is wider than it is long. (A horrible thing to have)

Holy fuck marshall you have a huge chode!!!!!!!

by fritty22 January 6, 2011

Chode

1) A short and fat penis.
2) A funny name to call people.
3) The area between a person's balls and asshole.

-Look at that chode!
-HAHA it's so short and fat!
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-Hey what's up?
-Nothing much...you chode.
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-Haha I convinced your mom to lick my chode.
-Ew

by Green_hen October 16, 2009

chode

A chode is a penis in which the diameter is larger than the length.

It is also mistakenly used to refer to the perineum, but this is erroneous.

My boyfriend's chode looks like a can of skoal.

by f00lhardy March 9, 2010

chode

(1) noun: a gross short/fat penis.

(2) noun: a dickhead who has a short/fat penis and the
blunt of all jokes.

(1) Dude, yesterday, james was so drunk that he went into the girls bathroom and sat on the toilet and threw up on his chode!

(2) James is such a chode that his only companion is his fish named george, who lives in an alcohol bottle. He is holding jamie's headband hostage with hope that someday she will have sex with him, only nobody will ever have sex with him since he is such a chode (and those who will sex him, he will go limp inside).

by chodeville May 20, 2007

Chode Pizza

The process of cutting off some one's chode and using it to make pizza. In the series, you may add Chode Muffins.

Yo, i gave chode pizza to some bitch and she ate it!!!!

by Cliff Daddy February 24, 2005