Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine

“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”

by Corbear123 May 27, 2018

Check your temperature

To figure out where you stand with someone.

I have to check your temperature before we hangout to get a feel of you first.

by Djjjjjjjjjj March 24, 2021

Virtual Reality Check

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.

Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

by Neesied69 August 8, 2012

shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.

Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!

by festus 1 November 6, 2012

Venezuelan Oil Check

The act of shoving your finger into someone's asshole and checking how far up your finger the shit marks go, similar to a dip-stick in a car.

Yeah, after I gave Georgine a Venezuelan Oil Check I knew what she had eaten for the last week.

by dbuts February 4, 2017

blank check

A situation where a person has a virtually unlimited amount of resources to perform certain acts.

George W. Bush thinks that he has a blank check to do what he pleases, which is why our nation is falling apart.

by jesster79 March 3, 2005

cheeky belgian giggle wank

A belgian tradition of wanking and giggling at the same time because pornhub is just that hilarious

why is mark laughing alone in his room?
Because hes having a cheeky belgian giggle wank.

by sexygordon November 24, 2011