The Dark Carnival is a concept from the Joker's Card series of albums by the Insane Clown Posse. It serves as a metaphor for God, who judges the dead and sends them to Shangri-La (a metaphor for Heaven) or Hell's Pit (Hell). The descriptions of the Dark Carnival given in the songs are supposed to be horrifying to the wicked, but hold no threat to the repentant and the pure of heart.
The Dark Carnival can be used to refer to any surreal allegory of the judgement of man, but properly used refers specifically to the ICP's metaphor, and is only commonly used among juggalos.
The Dark Carnival can be used to refer to any surreal allegory of the judgement of man, but properly used refers specifically to the ICP's metaphor, and is only commonly used among juggalos.
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Get the carnation mug.An intergalactic version of the tried and trusted Carney Combo, not so similar or to be confused with the Super Carney Combo, nor the midwest versions as previously outlined on U.D. It involves the following variants distinguishing it from the original. You've Been Warned.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
The normal act of 1. receiving a Fisting by a clown, 2.Being Ass-stung by a little person, and 3. Being blown by the bearded lady, is substituted by being fisted by Ja-Ja Bings, Ass-stung by an Ewok and blown by Chewbacca's other half Malla.
As expected, another variation exsists whereby the above fisting from an Ewok is substituted with whatever Jaba The Hutt forces you to insert, with a sworn promise to call back next year.
Yes, fear is real, need proof? Never again will you see a Lucas Film Production at night-time. Start practicing your poker face, you're gunna need it. Hide your hands behind your back and have your fingers crossed when you promise to fly back next year. The Intergalactic Carney Combo Strikes back. Its the aptly named "The Carney Strikes Back Combo"
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Get the carny mug.The carnage is simular to the spiderman however there a few new changes : When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand then dig in your ass take some shit out form it like a spear. Then fling the jism and shit spear at her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Carnages slinging hand motions.Carnage (Cletus Kasady) is a fictional character, a supervillain in the Marvel Comics Universe
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Hypocritical vegan #1: LOL Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.
Hypocritical vegan #2: Yeah stupid carnists don't know anything.
Hypocritical vegan #2: Yeah stupid carnists don't know anything.
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