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cooning

1:describes a person/persons acting like a coon (spade,wog,negro,sambo,niggity)

2:untrustworthy person, a person with a very angry attitude and aggressive tendancies.

3:someone that cant be serious at any given time.
OI MATE! stop cooning around, your acting like a sambo.

what ya cooning at? looking like a spade with your coon breath.

if you coon around too much son, a spear chucker will have his way with you while you sleep
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coking

To have a drink of coke before you go to bed just so you can lie awake all night thinking about her.
"I coked for her last night. I'm hell tired now but I needed to stay awake because with her, reality is better than a dream"
by JR July 4, 2005
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choking the man with the pink turtle neck

I was watching some girl on girl porn and started choking the man with the pink turtle neck and my mom walked in.
by Nabomb July 30, 2007
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cooning

Acting like or in a manner becoming of a raccoon.

1) To swipe somthing or take without asking but usually with the intention to return it.

2) To act greedy and hoard somthing, usually not very valuable.

3) The act of cheating somone or tricking them out of a getting a service/object.

*Usually used in this manner by red necks or hillbillies
1) Bob: Uh Joe, weres my pencil?
Joe: Sam cooned it.

2) Bob: Hey! Joe's cooning all the potato chips.

3) Bob: Hey wait! Bill just cooned me out of a turn. (During a game)
by Bullseye Bill May 13, 2008
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Shirt Cocking

The act of wearing only a T-Shirt but no pants.
“I went to the Phish show in Phoenix last night. Man. It was insane!! I lost my phone. We were forced to hang out in a neighborhood referred to as the Icebox by the locals. Dead people on the roof of Burger King. It was a whole thing. Just when I thought the worst was over, I awoke shirt cocking in a room full of men. See you next time Phoenix. This time I’ll have a belt”
by BmoreBird June 16, 2022
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cooning

to coon;to get cooned on; cooning
(verb) the act of savagely dunking a basketball/ jumping onto another person and letting one's testicles rest over the victim's eyes. After being blinded with genitalia and blocked from sunlight for an extended period of time, the meat goggles (testicles) will leave behind a pale, clammy mask (and possibly a few black pubic whiskers) around the eyes. Very similar to a bad sunglass tan. The result of a good cooning both resembles a raccoon mask as well as wrinkly, droopy dark bags under the eyes while the scrotum hangs and bakes.
Jordo cooned on Gary atleast 6 times at the basketball game this weekend.I'm starting to think Gary enjoys a sweaty cooning.

Boy do I hate getting cooned on. After that last cooning I had to tell everybody at work I left my stunner shades on in the tanning bed.
by JuicemanJr June 12, 2011
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Corking

This is a gay act in which the following happens:

A guy has a tiny cork put into his penis hole, and this causes it to strethc. They put in a bigger cork each time until, the hole is big enough for another man to put his penis into the first man's penis hole.
Gay guy 1: What do you want to try?
Gay guy 2: Some corking?
by Meteorain July 16, 2006
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