coning

A naturopathic therapy involving insertion of hot wax in a bodily orifice.

Patient: "Hey, Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath, I'm really constipated."

Not-quite-a-doctor naturopath: "Lie down, unbutton your clothes and I'll give you a good coning session. That will be $50 please".

by Dr. Conehead November 12, 2011

xbox connect

A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...

Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it

by Dr Pimp July 27, 2005

Connected Generation

You've heard of 'Gen X,' 'Baby Boomers', and the 'Greatest Generation'. The Connected Generation refers to anyone born since January 1, 2000. They represent the first generation born into the internet.

At fourteen, Marla was already a bona-fide member of the Connected Generation; she never went anywhere without her smartphone and felt a bit naked without it.

by XoXSciFiGuy September 9, 2015

Connaughton

crazy bitch lady with lots of cats and squirrels and loves jojo bows usually has red eyes and purple hair with pink tips can afford the whole gucci store trains her cats for feile but they never make it

who owns all those cats?
i think it’s a connaughton.

by coco puffs r crazy May 2, 2019

Connect 4

Using one's imagination only, it's when an individual beats his meat furiously and nuts 4 times in a row with no breaks in between.

"So, my Wifi was down for the whole day, and I nutted 4 times in a row." - Damien
"Wait, you had no Wifi? How did you do it?" - Gill
"With my imagination." -Damien
"Wow, you pulled a Connect 4." - Gill

by AnAwesomeBoii August 6, 2019

Conan Gray

Conan Gray, an amazing music artist

Conan Gray is my husband

by Conan grays wife 👋🏾😜 August 19, 2020

cadbury connector

Act of lining up anus with open vagina and pooping directly into it.

When the basic cleavland steamer became passe' we decided to try out the much more physically demanding cadbury connector.

by yojomama May 31, 2009