Chapstick Penis 

The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.

The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.

Chapstick Penis by PortersPoppa July 15, 2014

chipsa 

Any type of person who is terrible at life, and likes to use hands to play with his dog. This person also smells like fish and ass. A chipsa has the mental capacity of a brick or a staple, or something of that sort.

My left nut is smarter than a chipsa.

chipsa by Someone Someone January 5, 2006

Chipstep 

Dubstep music mixed with 8-bit sounds/music

Chipstep, Herox, Backlash, Toboggan

Chipstep by WubDub June 9, 2013

Chapstique 

The guitar player for the band Family Force 5.

I went to a Family Force 5 concert and saw Chapstique playing his guitar.

Chapstique by Alana [is a panhead] (= May 1, 2010

CHIDSY 

A brain fart that puts children and kids together that adds sy at the end.
It's an endearing word to say to friends and family

'How are you chidsy!?'

CHIDSY by heysuper May 19, 2020

Uncle Chapstick 

A hot ass mother fucker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. He chaps it so nice you'll always come back for more!

Jack: Did you see Uncle Chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?

Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!

Uncle Chapstick by QueenOfCakes June 16, 2017

chaps my ass

An expression used to indicate strong annoyance at someone or something, a stonger expression than "frosts my balls."

Getting served stale sweet tea really fucking chaps my ass.

chaps my ass by harry flashman July 23, 2003