1 definition by QueenOfCakes

A hot ass mother fucker that keeps it lit by slow chapping his beautifully lucious lips nice and easy. He chaps it so nice you'll always come back for more!
Jack: Did you see Uncle Chapstick slow chap the clam the other day?

Jil: it was the most glorious chapping of my life!
by QueenOfCakes June 14, 2017
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