brotein shake

a protein shake with organic ingredients such as organic milk, and semen.

"after my workout today, I needed a little pick me up, so I drank some brotein shake.

by thee hammer October 23, 2007

Jonas Brothers Fan

A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.

Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.

by arealman October 17, 2008

Brothers In Arms

A game that breaks the traditional world war 2 "super soldier" genre. In this game, getting shot hurts. Tactics rather then thousands of rounds are needed to survive in this very unforgiving France

I stayed up until 1 o'clock trying to outflank a german MG in Brothers In Arms

by King Of Yesterday July 20, 2006

the blood brothers

a truely genre defiante band. who have a sound of hard core with apsolute no metal influence. despite what people say there NOT screamo, screamo died in the late 90s. altho loved by people who are into screamo.

people ether love or hate the blood brotherts there no gray area

by lushus September 4, 2004

cock brothers

Pl. n. Two dudes that have had sex with the same chick, not necessarily at the same time.

Mike had relations with Annie, so did Bill. Bill and Mike are now cock brothers.

by Tyrone 667 July 16, 2008

Jonas Brothers

A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.

For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").

By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.

Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!

Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.

by BeccaQuinlan August 13, 2008

Brotender

A brotender is a bartender who is also a close friend. A brotender looks after his friends like he looks after his bar. Making sure they don't drink too much or hit on married women with angry jealous husbands. If need be the brotender will give you a ride home.

Dude, Brian, I'm so glad I have you as my brotender. Without you that Marine would have kicked my ass if I had hit on his wife.

by Yomin Kitkat April 11, 2009