Ugly ass shoes that hippies or preps wear usually with bluejeans, and are retarded enough to pay over 100$, wear them on a day it's going to rain, then complain to everyone about them getting wet. The also make feet smell horiffic. if you see somebody wearing these tell them to keep them on.
Prep: " omgz, I like, can't believe these got wet! I had to hurry to class, and I slipped in the halls, and my feet are wet, so feel sorry for me!"
When you're aiming for a clean break/no splash, and instead, whether by distraction or an imminent sneeze, your log breaks off and sends the staff crawling back inside, only to disturb you for the rest of the day and cause immense discomfort and multiple re-wipes.
I was unable to clearly confront my day at work because my cell rang while on the hopper causing an unpleasant broken arrow.
Broken dreams can describe any situation where your life is just so sad and funny at the same time. It can range from waking up to a dirty hotel room to waking up next to a dirty whore.
The hampton shack smelled of broken dreams the night after the sexfest