Blue Nose

When you have that feeling that you are about to sneeze, so you make the stupid face like you are about to orgasm, and you sit there and wait, and wait, maybe stare at the sun or do a couple quick sniffles hoping to hurry the sneeze up.... and then you lose it. And it hurts and it sucks and your life is ruined.

Yo dog I felt a little tickle right above my sick moustache so I prepared myself for this epic sneeze, I mean I had on my O-face, lookin up in the sky just waitin for the magic to happen, and then.... nothing. I got blue nose!

by DMONEY$$$ July 30, 2010

Blue Iris

Uber GILF of the 21st century. She was the oldest known porn star.

Hey have you wanked to the newest Blue Iris video? I think she dies in the end.

by Pedr00 June 10, 2009

blue ass

n. term for splashback from a portable restroom. Used with dump and jump or hover

I layer the bottom of the toilet with tp to help prevent blue ass.

by poopstain420247 April 18, 2010

blue cheer

Slang for LSD, or acid

I just took a tab of blue cheer
I was tripping so hard on blue cheer the other day

by Megan sweet Megan September 1, 2005

Blue Cougar

An Older Cougar, don't let the blue hair fool you, she can still bite. Not to mistaken for the regular cougar, there may be snow on the roof but a fire burns inside.

The blue cougar is taking her man candy to the country club. She want's to ride him hard and put him away wet.

by Ticklemepits March 23, 2009

blue gum

Usually refers to a lazy black American who refuses to work.

Look at that ol blue gum just watching us do all the work!

Stop blue gumming and get to work!

by Chauncee Irving January 18, 2005

Anal Blues

anal problems, after anal sex, such as diarrea, anal loseness, and farts.

Man, I had anal sex, last night, and I have the anal blues.

by Kevin James November 10, 2006