[Minnesota] Block

The phenomenon that occurs on a freeway when two oblivious Minnesotan drivers, drive at the same speed so everyone behind them are unable to pass. Usually occurs at 10 mph below the posted speed limit. Often results in swearing, and the desire to pass on the shoulder or rear end the ass hole.

I would have gotten here sooner but I ran into a Minnesota Block on 35W. They were going 45 in a 65!

by luckylu77 December 17, 2008

Readers block

The inability to read a book or the impatience to read one.
Readers block often happens to people who read more than 5 books a month and they begin to get bored of reading them.

Readers block also happens conveniently when someone has to read a book for a school report.

Readers block also leads to extreme boredom with the unwillingness to do anything whatsoever.

Person 1 "I dont want to read the scarlet letter for english... I have readers block"

Person 2 "No you dont! You just want to play xbox"

Person 1 "I'd much rather stare at a wall."

by jkskk September 3, 2009

C.O.D Block

C.O.D abbrv. for Call Of Duty a popular video game series, to C.O.D block is to purposely or accidentally interfere with a network connection of an online match by using an internet connection from a phone, PC, etc. which causes an unpleasant "lag" for the player.

Dude what the fuck?!?!, GET OFF the computer you're totally C.O.D blocking me!

by Fatal_Fart August 24, 2010

Kids down the block

Cute, nice, and kinda cool. JUST KIDDING. haha well for starters there creepers and they smell horrible.

Hey kids down the block, take a shower!

by Loser... November 22, 2011

Cock Block

To prevent one's friend from scoring, usually by acting inappropriately in front of some sweet ass.

You're being a total Cock Block, Andy, stop doing blow on the table in front of these fine pieces of ass.

by Aneiz December 28, 2005

shit blocked

Taking an awful shit in the bathroom so that nobody is able to have sex in it later. Where there is only two places left in the house to have sex and your boy has you covered on one!

James' ex and some other hot girl where going to go have sex in the bathroom but he thought ahead and shit blocked them earlier.

by Jenrette J, December 30, 2006

make a block

What you do when you visit the block in your city. You make your order and they will tell you to "make a block". Basically, this means you drive around the block and when you come back, your order will be ready.

Killa: "Ey! Gimme four of 'dem boys!"
Citizen of the Block: "Aight, make a block"

by Killa and J April 30, 2006