Madelines bike

Slang term for an object that is no longer used or needed.

That lawn mower is about as much use as madelines bike .

by Danny214689 January 6, 2022

Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.

"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."

by Spear960 March 31, 2023

Bike Butt

When you sit on a wet bicycle seat and your pants get wet, rendering them completely uncomfortable.

Damn, that guy totally has bike butt!

by RentAGoat May 30, 2014

Bike seat

A man who is a whore and is available to all who try

“What’s up with chad?”
“Oh, he’s become the town bike seat at this point”
“Tough break”

by JLco June 13, 2022

Mountain Biking

The Act of caressing a Man's thigh while moving into position for Anal sex on a Bike that costs $2000 or more.

Patrick sure is into Mountain Biking, I bet his ass is sore after all of the anal.

by Skin DIver April 11, 2022

Pushing the bike

Delaying the inevitable / wasting time.

Instead of cycling home, we walked home, we were really pushing the bike.

by Robertini42 August 11, 2022

ur bikes a dyke

unless ultimately needed in times of unexplainatory times DO NOT USE

Joey: hey Ryan
Ryan:what
Joey: ur mom gay
Ryan:no u
*Brian walks in*
Brian:you sissies fighting
Joey: shut up fag
Brian: you asker for it, ur bikes a dyke
* time itself is ruptured as everything is consumed by one implosion that eventually turns everything into a blank abyss as god himself sits astonished*

by Its time to dudududududududuel May 16, 2018