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Bacon Fingers 

the smell of your fingers after putting them in miss piggys twat
kermit the frog has bacon fingers
Bacon Fingers by gage camber January 2, 2008

Bacon Rape 

To rape someone when they least expect it.
Bob: OHAY, THURR. BACON RAPEEE!!!

sally: SOB.
Bacon Rape by GmanFanPanGanScanner December 3, 2009

Bacon Bits 

Little ground up pieces of fake bacon. They taste pretty good but leave a bad after-taste.
I don't like salad, but i could sure go for some of those Bacon Bits on my pizza.
Bacon Bits by tim January 15, 2004

Bacon Wrap

A piece of recently cooked bacon wrapped around your an erect penis.

Variations: Bacon Wrap Ole'
Holy Swiss cheese Batman, your bacon wrap looks delicious!
Bacon Wrap by The Hairy Pickle October 7, 2005

Bacon Bandit 

a person who incessantly pursues the the love interest of others within their presence.
even though he saw us enter the club together, the meddlesome bacon bandit insisted on flirting with my girlfriend.
Bacon Bandit by Dsx October 31, 2005

bacon neck 

A man with a large number of ham rolls on the back of his head, such as Gloop also known as Gloop Glitter
A bacon neck is mainly a man with a vast number of pork rolls on the back of his head
bacon neck by Maned99 May 25, 2008