douche biscuit

A douche of tremendous proportions.

Chris: wow did you see that kid trip that old lady, what a douche
Julian: no man hes beyond that, hes a douche biscuit

by toastboy55 August 01, 2006

burnt biscuit

A burnt biscuit is what you feel like when you say or do something stupid and you feel like an idiot.

I raised my hand when the teacher asked a question because I thought I knew the right answer but I was wrong and now I feel like a burnt biscuit.

by errika June 01, 2010

human biscuit

simialar to the game "biscuit" where a number of males ejaculate on a peice of toast.

morgan lisik "human biscuit"

by FERNANDO HORTEZ! January 06, 2012

sea biscuit

the act of releasing stool into a body of water and leaving it there to float

" Dude, it's way too far to the bathroom. i just dropped a sea biscuit right here. You might want to get out of here."

by akripke February 23, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

Also known as "Soggy SAOs" in Australia - SAOs being a generic brand of biscuit which has the consistency of a powdery brick in one's mouth.

A male masturbation game in which the first to ejaculate on the biscuit is the winner, and the loser (being the last to come on the biscuit) is forced to eat it. The SAO (or biscuit) soaks up all the raging hormones and becomes..well..soggy.

The personification of a Nudgee College boy is Soggy SAO because everyone knows what a huge bunch of fudgepackers they all are. Attractive, but definitely batting for the other team.

by Le Zoe May 05, 2005

Giggle Biscuit

A Giggle Biscuit is a term referring to a fat person who sees humor in everything: one of those gross fat slobbery girls with a wobbly chin who laughs at something which is absolutely not funny and more often than not, not even intended to be funny. They may even laugh at an insult because they have no idea how to react otherwise, and decide that perhaps it was a funny insult.
Giggle Biscuits can be male, although the female variety is much more common.
A giggle biscuit could also be reffered to as a Chuckle Porkenshrieker, the German variation of the term.

Dude: Hi.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha! Hi *chuckle*
Dude: Jesus, lose some weight, bitch.
Giggle biscuit: hahahahaha *chuckle* hahaha *giggle* hahaha *wobble* hahaha

by fluorescent May 23, 2009

Air-Biscuit

An air-biscuit is when you fart, catch it in your hand, then release into someone's face.

Lee loves to spraff for air-biscuits.

by sangajin January 09, 2007