August 24

August 24 is where we celebrate Kobe and his daughter For everything they’ve done by supporting fans and family and friends

Hey what’s today:
You: August 24 national Kobe day

by Bhaddierain February 7, 2020

autistic harry potter

Autistic Harry Potter is an annoying ass joke that is only used when one is too fuckin stupid to think of something original or intelligent

Pussy: Whatever Autistic Harry Potter

Intellectual: Yo that's a dead ass joke and you should probably put more effort in

by anonymous April 14, 2020

August 11th

National Nasty Whore Day 🤠

It's august 11th...the day to let it all go and be a nasty whore 💃

by infiniity April 24, 2021

August 6th

National get fucked up and fuck someone day

Hey it’s August 6th you know what that means we’re gonna get fucked up and fuck someone

by ……….;)………. June 21, 2021

August 5th

August 5th is National Ask Out All Single Boys You Know Day!

e.g

Girl: It's August 5th today so, will you go out with me?

Boys: No

Girl: Good! I didn't like any of you anyway !!

It's August 5th!

by maximumtwitchprim3 August 5, 2021

August 8

National send butt Pic

Hey it’s august 8th Deeanna, u should send me a butt pic.

by Arcticnipples August 8, 2021

August 15

Nominate a girl to control your day and u must do what ever she says

Ruby:Slap Your self
Ethan:Tf no
Ruby:Obey your master today is obey a girl day August 15

by Di2jidjekdkqksksk August 15, 2021