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Assburgers Syndrome

False self-diagnosis of High-functioning Autism (asperger's syndrome), mostly used by nerds with no social skills as an excuse for the complete failure to understand irony in real life.

Might also refer to a slightly autistic person with a nice ass

Assburgers was mentioned in southpark first S15 E8.
Cartman: Are you serious? How can there be- Oh my God! You're saying I have ass burgers??

Nurse Bronski: This doesn't make sense. Are you trying to sneak food into the school or something?

Cartman: What are you talking about?? I got vaccinated from the school, and now clearly I have Assburgers!

Nurse Bronski: Very funny!

Cartman: Well I'm glad you think Assburgers Syndrome is funny! Just note my condition on your records there!
by Peppi_Dufter September 19, 2023
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Assaultist

The person who attacks , one assaulting or the aggressor of another person.
Brenda, you’re an assaultist, she didn’t deserve to have her face rearranged“
by BeeCeeox January 28, 2024
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Assauhs

Hey man are you assauhs?
by BigWeeneeMan14 February 12, 2024
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Assaultinacin

When you get hit hawd with a chicken
In 2000 he assaulted me with a chicken, assaultinacin!
by Starlordtaco June 29, 2024
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asscunter

Straight up bitch that is an asshole and a cunt
Female Bully: Men are bad, they are fucked with your prostitute.
Me: What the fuck do you mean?
Female Bully: Oh, fuck off you dickhole!
Me: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, YOU ARE AN ASSCUNTER! HEAR ME? YOU ARE AN ASSCUNTER! PERIOD!
by THATBASTARDGARY1234 July 3, 2024
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Assbunga

To punch someone's actual asshole for pleasure Usually with moderate force or full. This sexual technique can make someone fart if done properly.
Assbunga, Assbunging, Assbunged Pronunciation: Ass-bung-uh, Ass-bung-eng, Ass-bung-d.
I'm going to Assbunga you or Would you like an Assbunga
by WordsMatter September 9, 2024
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Assaultertop

Is an good looking man who you most likely will run into at a club or a concert or a bar. He is on the hunt for anything male or female, his passive demeanor is super friendly super friendly and likable but his social aura is usually fueled by drugs or alcohol. Gets you home and the predetor is unleashed and his Uber aggressive sexual desires become reality for you until he is finished.
Be careful of that guy he's a total assaultertop I heard a couple girls say he is a real creep, Brian thought he was going to be his friend but when he got home wow he had to kick his ass.
by nkclbc1878 January 18, 2025
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