Asian Ranting

Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.

Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)

John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.

Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.

Weeks later.

John: Where did Chin go?

Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.

by Brisco County June 12, 2009

Asian fixation

Pronounced sexual preference for persons of Asian ethnicity. All other humans are considered unworthy of potential romantic/sexual consideration.

Hong Kong is rampant with Western men happily immersed in their Asian fixation.

If I had known she had an Asian fixation I wouldn't have bothered to buy her a drink.

by vindude August 7, 2011

asian voodoo

an act where an Asian pulls off eastern black magic in the name of honor

I would've won the sword fight, but Jace used his Asian voodoo to win.

by codeman9028 May 14, 2014

asian grading

A- average

B- Disappointing

C- Shameful
D- Deep Shit
F- Get the Fuck out of my House

Chinglong got a D his parents are going to give him deep shit because of Asian grading

by Masterrade December 26, 2015

Beating on Asians

Snowboard/skiing term: Hitting the slopes.

Hew spent the weekend at the snow, beating on Asians.

by Slopeface July 14, 2019

asian rod

The act of pooping in a condom , freezing it then using as a Phallus. For most satisfaction allow the Asian rod to slightly defrost so it crumbles upon entry

would you like to see my asian rod?
Bend over and take my asian rod !!!
What is an asian rod?
sit on my asian rod!

by bollackfuckcunttwat April 23, 2018

Asian Suntan

When a person doesn't go outside for an excessive period of time, normally sitting in their basement and playing video games or watching TV, and they turn white for lack of sun.

Yeah I know, I've been playing World of Warcraft all month and I got the asian suntan!

by Billy Feeney (Add me on FB) March 9, 2011