Arse Barge

A person (generally of the male persuasion) who takes pleasure in copping it us the arse!
i.e Fudge Packer .....

Kings Cross is full of arse barges.

by Tonka082 November 07, 2008

rat arsed

1) To be intoxicated or piss drunk.

2) to have an anus with descending, wirey, long hair, similar to a rat. Also, often with a tail.

I got rat arsed.


You're rat arsed, and you have big teeth.

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

arse ache

To be upset with someone or something.

"He's got the real arse ache with me today. Just 'coz I turned up late!"

by JohnnyMalaria January 23, 2005

arse candle

A situation involving public outrage or malicious talk about us.

Bill told Hillary, "Sweetie, Monica is arse candle."

by harry flashman August 16, 2003

Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp

It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse

by UrbanMyth123 June 24, 2020

arse munch

someone who is a disliked fool

"that man just flicked his cigarette into that school yard..what an arse munch!"

by mashcamo February 28, 2010

Arse Garnish

When your arse crack looks like an unused flowerbed after taking a dump

My girlfriend didn't wipe her arse properly after a good crap. She had enough arse garnish to make Alan Titchmarshs' garden grow.

by ravenutter August 12, 2013