Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.

'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'

by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

Albert is BAD

Albert is SO BAD, He's literally just bad.

Do you see that person there failing to throw a cup into the trash can? That's Albert, Because Albert is BAD.

by [Echo] May 30, 2022

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

Alberto

Super hot guy but I don't like him much, like he is cool, good sense of humour and all but damn is he hot

Imagine being like Alberto, couldn't be me

by anonymous July 5, 2022

albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them

Why did you Albert my computer?

by help28 August 17, 2022

Alberto

He is overacting in every situation.

Alberto is an asshole who like to suck d^ck. He lies a lot to get people’s attention.

by Coolaid178 September 12, 2022