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Woman

An adult person who identifies as female. Women are considered inferior to men in many places, for some unknown reason. Many straight men write definitions here to complain about women, which may or may not be a reaction to straight women writing complaints about men here.
Contrary to popular belief, a man and woman can be friends without romantic or sexual feelings developing between them, even if they're both straight.
by Sam_han_tha April 22, 2018
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Rat Woman

The woman that comes in ten minutes before Papa Murphy's closes and asks if they have any extra pizzas left over. If they don't have exactly what she wants she snubs 'em. She looks like a rat.
Do you have the combo pizza left over with out onions? You don't? What kind of place is this? I'm not gonna buy any left over pizzas tonight.

Damn rat woman.
by poo poo August 2, 2003
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a woman that fishes

A slap awesomeness situation that is very rare

they will always have on there own favorite rain-boots accompanied by endless possibilities for example :::
Daisy Dukes, cut off jeans, backwards hat, tramp stamp, bad mouth, ex-mechanic, w her own beer Koozie
If you need a good woman get you “a woman that fishes”
by Snookin February 11, 2018
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woman weaver

A man who bounces from woman to woman in a short amount of time.
Girl, he such a woman weaver, he was just with three girls last week, and screwed them over.
by corbre May 5, 2018
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Woman snatcher

A woman snatcher is a way of saying you have had a extreme love for a girl. that means if you try to snatch a girl you instantly want to make out and have sex with that girl. You will normally snatch the girl of your dreams hoping that you will be that girls luck guy and she will be obsessed with you and she too will share the same feelings. You will normally flirt like crazy with this girl because of her extremely beauty and cuteness. People will tend to call you out for be obsessed with her even though you denied it many times, but once you put her in your woman snatcher there is no denying your love for this girl. But be careful because once you snatch that girl you will be determined to get this girl into your hands no matter what it takes. People will also tend to notice you flirting behavior and then you will have to deal with there accusing for loving this girl. But fear not if you love a girl enough put her in your woman snatcher
I’m going to use my woman snatcher on the girk
by Fizzy_262351 July 9, 2021
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explaining to a woman

Something men simply cannot do, ever.
"I tried explaining to a woman that her bag was open but she told me to shut the fuck up and keep walking the other way"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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Ham Woman

A noticbly overweight, and unattractive woman
Wow, I'm glad I don't look like her - she's a ham woman!!!
by Burbergirl March 4, 2016
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