paige mickelsen

A chav that can't keep a man for more than 5 minutes. always wears tracksuits and a messy bun with blotchy tan and a violent personality. a short person that will be the size of a doorknob by the time they are 18. the type of person that would create a new email so they don't have to pay for spotify premium to listen to overrated trap music. always gives off a pissy energy and is always followed by a wall of perfume and fake friends that remind you of bugs.
"paige mickelsen is a slag"
by ag.x2to._tr@33y March 15, 2022
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Paige

A misunderstood person. She may look friendly, and pretty, and the happiest gal in the land. But under all of that is, sass, a drama starter, a overdramatic person. A girl that use to be so kind and so sweet and innocent, but now has turned into the pop star of the school (thats a bad thing). never be friends with a Paige, you'll regret it!!! No cap.
Boyfriend: You look pretty today
Paige: Oh, so I look pretty today but not yesterday, or the day before that.
Boyfriend: ........ :/
by crazycatlady234567891011121314 December 4, 2019
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Paige

A Paige is a kind person, quiet at first but once you get to know them, they’re very dirty minded, kind, and crazy.
Oh yeah my friend, she’s such a Paige.
by anonymous January 24, 2022
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Paige

Paige is the prettiest girl ever. Every boy always wants her. They normally love and date boys that start with a C. The boys always call her hot and says he has s big ass. Paige’s can be nice until you do something to her.
Omg that girl Paige is so thick.
by Ld813 August 19, 2018
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Kate and Paige

Two girls who are very sexy individuals.
“Woah...Those girls are probably named Kate and Paige”
by MAKING_A_COOL_WORD June 30, 2020
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Paige

Paige is the baddest girl you will ever see she has a nice juicy ass that u need the rat like a muffin
oh man look at paiges ass i just want to eat it like a muffin
by steven donigan June 16, 2020
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paige scharf

usually a transvestite, eats a lot of ass, and broccoli. sleeps for years. vape. horse tranquilizer sometimes. kinda cold. (cold emoji)
oh look! it’s paige scharf. oh no, she’s doing horse tranquilizer again🤦🏿 ♀️
by xoxotransvestite August 30, 2022
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