May 18

Hey bro, its may 18, you know what that means right? you gotta fuck your partner today
by Mayooman120 May 18, 2022
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May 18

The most beautiful/handsome people were born they are so beautiful and cute that you just wanna fuckem
Jenna: omg when is your birthday

Aniyah: may 18

Jenna: omg I love you wanna go to my room to do stuff

Aniyah: yeah sure 😉😉
by Hoebangerrrrrrrrr January 05, 2022
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Matthew 18

Noun: Matthew 18:15. "If thy brother shall trespass against thee, go and tell him his fault."

Verb: To Matthew 18 someone is to make someone aware of their faults in a way that is both confrontational and obnoxious. Whether this person kissed your girlfriend, drank the last beer in your fridge, or simply sent you a game invite on Facebook , no transgression is too petty to Matthew 18 them. The most effective way of Matthew 18ing someone is to jab your middle and index fingers deep in their sternum while listing their offenses loudly in a public setting, such as a lunchroom, grocery store, or library. And since you are backed by scripture, you are justified.
Charlie used my bathroom and left some leopard spots in the toilet, so I Matthew 18’d the bastard.
by bigdanshooter September 08, 2014
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December 18

This is the day mateo was accidentally born 🥰 he’s a fucking asshole. And he acts homophobic when we been knew his ass is fucking gay for his bff. So stfu mateo and let me read my fanfics.
by Ewitsmethatuglybitch May 23, 2020
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December 18

National tell a friend you had sex with there mom
Juan: i fucked your mom

Freddy: cap

Freddys mom: its true it is because its December 18
by Freddys mom December 17, 2020
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December 18

Short kid: Hey there, did you know its december 18 and i love you and that ass of yours?
by Wkwjjs December 18, 2020
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DECEMBER 18

On December 18, you must wear pajamas/ pajama pants to school. This is to confuse your teacher or just for the fun of it. if your teachers tries to stop you, make up an excuse. trust me teachers are stupid.
by anonimous humen bieng December 17, 2019
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