Jesus-ey

The act of being kind, caring, benevolent

Clarie: "Sheila, your new jeans make your ass look fat!!"

Shelia: "Geez Clarie, that was not a very Jesus-ey thing to say...You bitch!"

by Lt 50 December 2, 2009

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steakhouse jesus

Male with athletic build that is well versed in a multitude of aspects. Typically always down for a party while still being able to be counted on in times of need. Most assuredly a Harley Dyna rider who's got cool facial hair. Can quote most any movie from the 80's and carries a knife. Bib optional.

The party was pretty stale until Steakhouse Jesus showed up. That dude ripped up an 8 ball and got everybody drunk. When a bar fight broke out he stopped it with one hand. He even got a tip from the strippers, man. That dude knows how to get down.

by mötleylou June 11, 2020

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khaki jesus

Khaki Jesus aka Steve Irwin. He is the only person to rock a pair of generic khakis

Friend 1: have you ever heard of Steve Irwin

Friend 2: do you mean khaki Jesus

by Gopackmc September 28, 2020

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out-Jesus

verb - To attempt to appear more pious or religious than someone else for personal gain.

The two conservative candidates didn't even talk about the important issues in their campaign ads, they just kept trying to out-Jesus each other.

by thatguy@31 May 30, 2006

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Flamingo Jesus

He is a god among all people, worshiped by a very small amount of people he is very honored by his church.

He is son to Sky god and is the successor his. His Description appears to be a Pink Flamingo with a watermelon body with banana legs and a halo above his head

Person 1: Yuh bruh have you prayed to Flamingo Jesus Yet?

Person 2: Of Course!

Person 1: Nice! I don't have to lose a friend

by KingMIkel January 25, 2019

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