Reverse Racoon

To bleach a black woman or man's anus, rectum, anal, butt hole white.

Dang Darnell you know what I'm saying, you feel me? My brother man, done went and got that Reverse Racoon! Now I can hit that target all night! Like a landing strip up in here!

by dr1x Undernet #Phreak folYfe June 26, 2015

cool raccoon

Deluded loser with terrible acne

Bob: hey, why is Petricia such a cool raccoon?

Tom: I don't know, she's probably Canadian

by JaruulVagina August 4, 2015

Hat Racking

When you use your hat to cover a boner, giving the appearance of a hat rack when your boner grows with the hat on it.

Hat racking saved Jerry from revealing he actually did have a thing for latex.

by Peen Peener October 10, 2015

skeet race

When a bunch of guys have a competition to see who can cum first when wacking it.
wacking it cum skeet

Guy 1: I challenge you to a skeet race!
Guy 2: You're on!

by yungsandwich December 8, 2015

sad rachet

for someone who is ugly, not cool or sad.

eww you sad rachet

by ohmeee March 20, 2016

Brag race

One person makes a boastful statement, and then another does the same in an effort to outdo the first.
The "Brag-race" is now on.
Whoever runs out of brags first, looses.

I was at the bar last night.

Stan started talking about this hot blond he nailed the other night, and then Mortimer chimed in, trying to out do him.
The Brag race ended in tears when Stan forced Mortimer to confess he was actually talking about an incident with his own cousin at a family reunion.

by Vancetagious October 10, 2016

junior race police

Someone who tries to point out racism but gets it wrong.

A: "Islamic architecture uses a lot of geometric patterns."
B: "That's racist!"
A: "No, junior race police, Islam isn't a race."

by LorenzoPhoenix October 5, 2016