Cracker was initially used to describe white plantation owners who would use whips on slaves. The whip made a Crack giving them the name cracker. Best cracker alive is a nickname for a white male who loves every person regardless of race, regardless if they are rich or poor, and who possesses a Godly amount of swagger.
A play on words using Lil Wayne's rap song, "Best Rapper Alive" as the origin.
A play on words using Lil Wayne's rap song, "Best Rapper Alive" as the origin.
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Bro 1: After I changed my tie rod my wheel is all fucked up and I dont wanna pay someone to fix it.
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Bro 2: Just do the Balkan wheel alignment retard.
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CAP (Cognitive Alignment Profile) You feel like you’re smart, but constantly out of sync with expectations. You’re not slow—you just need alignment.
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hance the dimensions of meaninglessness
to the next schrizo billable level. oh shuks
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