Like fishing

Posting something with “If this gets ____ likes I’ll post (something better)!”

Example of like fishing: If this post gets 300 likes I’ll post a selfie!

by EmmyCat328 November 6, 2019

like two pool balls in a hanky

A term used to describe a near- perfect bum , most commonly a woman's .

"Her ass was so perfect , it was like two pool balls in a hanky "

by Unibrow Gerald December 2, 2017

Munchin' like a muff

To munch like a motherfucker after smoking weed.

I was smoking a joint and watching John Wick, but then I started munchin' like a muff.

by ScarDog June 5, 2020

forbidden like

When you're stalking someone's Instagram page and you accidentally like one of their older posts, indicating that you are stalking them on social media.

"Oh shit bro."

"What happened?"

"I was stalking Rachel's Instagram and accidentally liked one her old posts."

"You gave her the forbidden like?"

"I think so man."

by JuanManClaus June 2, 2019

drink it like water

When someone drinks way too much of a certain beverage. Usually an unhealthy one.

Girl: “What’s with you and Red Bull? You drink it like water!”

Boy: “And you drink cum like water.”

by captain_boi July 28, 2021

like a freakin herd

when two people have their major dissagreements and differences, yet more than the overused term of "beef".

Person 1:"They've got major beef."
Person 2: "Like a steak?
Person 1: "No."
Person 2: "Like a cow?"
Person 1:"No. Like a freakin herd."

by hotdog90087 August 29, 2010

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it

When a woman turns on a man but the man has to poop and it's pushing up against his reproductive organs and makes the woman have to poop and then the woman has a spasm

Like literally seventeen inch log and soda behind it
Twords poop pushing up against reproductive organs, and causing spasms of behavior, that can lead to prosecution

by Zachary O'Donnell September 28, 2023