Shitty Sex

"Shitty Sex" not only accounts for the underwhelming performance in bed, but also when sexually aroused by shitting while being fucked.

Hey Babe, had fiber cereal this morning, give me 30 minutes and then we can have shitty sex.

by JHockeySwag February 1, 2021

Swedish Sex

Sex act where the penis goes between big breasts, similar to tit fuck and swedish milkshake.

I've set up a corner of my living room with a chair I bought at IKEA. It will be my Swedish Sex chair.

by omjo34 August 13, 2020

Surprise sex

Surprise, here is my cock or other object inside of you. This is only enjoyed in the aspects of consent. It's best if accompanied by a loud, "surprise mufucka!"

Rape is not surprise sex and is not fun. It is criminal and rapists should be put down.

My lover really enjoyed our surprise sex session the other day! Thanks for the tip Frederick!

by Eli schvetzel June 23, 2018

waggy sex

Waggy sex is sex where your penis wags similarly to the tail of an excited dog.

Claire and I had waggy sex last night.

by simplypunkrock January 11, 2022

Lawnmower-sex

Lawnmower-sex is when you have a sexual attraction to lawnmowers. You probably like the smell of grass while you're fucking it.

Stop fuck lawnmowers you sick bastard.

Guy 1: Oh Garry what are you doing?

Guy 2: I'm trying to put it in.
Guy 2: Where? In the lawnmower?
Guy 1: Yes, I like the smell of grass while i'm putting it in. It turns me on.
Guy 3: I heard you like lawnmower-sex, me too.

by TheCheesyOne January 14, 2020

Eye sex

When you penetrate someone's eye hole with your cock

Bob: I'm going to have eye sex with you

by Bigsaucemeatball April 29, 2019

Wasted sex

Sex that could have happened, that should have happened but did not happen because the guy said or did something so incredibly stupid, and as a result turned the girl completely off and kill the mood.

Lisa : Hey Kristen. Did you ever hook up with that guy Brandon?

Kristen : Omg no way. My shirt was off and he started talking about how he kills puppies. What a night of wasted sex! He was hot till he said that!

by gemchic81 March 17, 2017