Grating the cheese

When one emits a fart that sounds choppy and disconnected.

random guy: blup. blup. blup. blup.blup.blup.blupblupblupblup.

random girl: (to friend) eew! did you just here that guy?!?!?!?! he was totally grating the cheese!

by SirGawinisaballetphreek May 2, 2010

Blue Vein Cheese

The dick cheese found by the giver of a hand or blow job

on a man's erect penis immediately before the act is performed

Most commonly found on uncircumcised penis'

Example 1:Steve, *realising Bob has found his blue vein cheese* :Oh shit... im just gonna wash of the blue vein cheese if thats ok with you

Bob: No no, leave it. I like a little frosting on top..

Example 2: Linda: OMG! I aint touchin you unless you wash off that Blue Vein Cheese!

Greg: Oh...Alright..

by Quack-Mac August 23, 2010

Money-e-cheese

When your high and Thinking about making Money

I got high on the end of my supply and need more so all i could think about was money I had the money-e-cheese

by AlphaNerfer September 25, 2010

Making Crazy Cheese

Slang for making crazy amounts of money.

Just keep making that crazy cheese man!

Yo I'm making crazy cheese!

by cooldude144 October 30, 2010

Churn your cheese

a act of a guy jacking off or masturbating

Dude, can I churn your cheese?

by thischick12 January 26, 2011

burnt grilled cheese

1 asian in the centre of 2 black guys

can be but its not only used in a sexual manor

sexually: hey wanna go have a burnt grilled cheese? ;)

nonsexual: hey i feel so sorry for that girl getting burnt grilled cheese....

by MISTER GINGIE February 8, 2012

Pat The Cheese

The act of forcefully holding in a fart.

Dude, I have to fart so bad right now.

Just pat the cheese!

by The rapist!! February 19, 2012