To do a bit of arithmetic calculation. Primarily heard in UK. To do figure out or put together information for oneself.
Six kids, one bathroom, you do the mat.
Why do you have no savings? You do the math.
To live where you want is really good, but do the math
Why do you have no savings? You do the math.
To live where you want is really good, but do the math
by INGLÊS GRATUITO February 23, 2017

by Phat pussy victor June 15, 2018

The hot, cute and kind but unhinged deluxe taxi driver from the series "Taxi Driver" who is queer and badass and takes down corrupt assholes.
by stacey sutton July 15, 2023

by multimanabs November 20, 2023

Literally, "Too big; didn't open"
Said whenever a noob makes a post with an attached image that is too big to bother downloading to view in full size, specially on an image board like 4chan, instead of resizing it to a more practical size.
Usually implies that the person using it tried to open the image in full size but immediatly stopped the download after a couple of seconds of said image slowly appearing 90' style because it wasn't worth the wait (judgement made on the thumbnail) or as a protest against such an unrespectful behaviour.
When informed of his mistake, the noob will usually comment in a derogative tone on the internet connection of the protesters.
Said whenever a noob makes a post with an attached image that is too big to bother downloading to view in full size, specially on an image board like 4chan, instead of resizing it to a more practical size.
Usually implies that the person using it tried to open the image in full size but immediatly stopped the download after a couple of seconds of said image slowly appearing 90' style because it wasn't worth the wait (judgement made on the thumbnail) or as a protest against such an unrespectful behaviour.
When informed of his mistake, the noob will usually comment in a derogative tone on the internet connection of the protesters.
Original poster: "Hi guys what do you think of my new sweater? (2.25 MB, 3264x2448)"
User 1: "tb;do"
User 2: "learn2resize"
Original poster: "Remember how it's 2010 and it's not my fault if you still use a 56kb modem".
User 1: "Remember how i'm not wasting my pricey mobile internet traffic because you can't bother to use a stupid image editing software."
User 1: "tb;do"
User 2: "learn2resize"
Original poster: "Remember how it's 2010 and it's not my fault if you still use a 56kb modem".
User 1: "Remember how i'm not wasting my pricey mobile internet traffic because you can't bother to use a stupid image editing software."
by keichix December 31, 2010

A phrase uttered when someone is not going to do something that will only have horrible consequences.
Barbie:"I heard Danny wants to take you out. You gonna say yes?"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
Stacey:"Can't gonna do that. He's got multiple STI's and he smells like moldy onions and rancid garlic. He's all yours!"
by von groovy July 19, 2024
